biancadee: eligold-49 said: NO! I mean can we not do all that. Let them do the couple thing. Let’s just keep it chill. Woah there, Elijah. Calm da tits. I figured you invited her. That’s all I was sayin. And I really have no clue why you’re all hung up on this chick anyway. She’s soooooooooo dull. Sorry, like I said: long day. I didnt invite her. I’ve moved on but I also just want to...
It pains me to read this
Need a break for a bit.
degrassifanartspam-deactivated2 asked: Many moments, I suppose. It's actually a very interesting and fascinating thing about you. Your responses are just too interesting for me to ignore, it's like you're hypnotizing me with them XD Not in a creepy way, but more in a "Gee, I wonder what he's going to say" kind of way. Like waiting for a new issue of our favorite comic book to come out and just thinking...
bratyoutcast asked: my point is you're a munchkin. embrace and accept little one
bratyoutcast asked: haha I'm 5'2 and I've been this height since I was in 5th grade I think so that's about 9 or 10 years old.
Anonymous asked: How tall are you now and how tall were you freshman year?
musiksnob replied to your post: Supposedly Damned is a YA novel. Don’t you think the sex scene with the giant sort of makes that rating just a tad inappropriate? Damned is not a YA novel. It was published for adults like all the rest of his books. - your friendly neighborhood YA librarian ^^^Listen up anon. She knows her shit. Trust me.
Anonymous asked: I can make you a statue with his pieces!! :D <3
Anonymous asked: Did you have sex with Julia?
Anonymous asked: I'm good at putting pieces back together tho! :D
iamnotgoodatmakingupnames asked: Ever gotten an F?
Anonymous asked: I love you. Im going to find Morty and fix him for you. :D :D :D :D :D
sulkinsgregg asked: Your name is Elijah Motherfucking Goldsworthy - just go with that, it has a nice ring to it.